Do not pick up random objects or money from the street during Hungry Ghost month or you may bring a ghost home

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Jason: Eh, wait, don’t pick that up!

Marcus: Huh? What?

Jason: That ten-dollar note on the pavement. Leave it there.

Marcus: Why would I leave ten dollars lying around? Someone dropped it.

Jason: It’s Hungry Ghost Month. You never know. Some people leave money or objects as offerings. If you pick them up, you might bring a ghost home.

Marcus: Ah, here we go again. You and your ghost stories.

Jason: I’m serious! My grandmother always warned us about this. During Hungry Ghost Month, spirits are believed to wander around. Some things left outside aren’t meant for the living.

Marcus: But how would a ghost attach itself to a ten-dollar note?

Jason: I don’t know the mechanics, okay? It’s a spiritual thing, not physics.

Marcus: Exactly. That’s my point. If there’s no evidence, why believe it?

Jason: Because people have experienced strange things. My uncle picked up some coins near a tree years ago. That night he couldn’t sleep. He kept hearing noises outside his room.

Marcus: Singapore has cats, birds, rats, motorcycles, construction work, and noisy neighbours. Hearing sounds at night isn’t exactly paranormal evidence.

Jason: You always have an explanation for everything.

Marcus: Usually because there is one.

Jason: Fine. What about all those stories online? People pick up random offerings and then suddenly have bad luck.

Marcus: That’s called confirmation bias.

Jason: Big words again.

Marcus: It means people remember the bad things that happen after an event and ignore all the times nothing happens. Imagine a thousand people pick up money. Nine hundred and ninety-nine have a normal week. One person gets a flat tyre and immediately blames the ghost.

Jason: Or maybe the ghost caused the flat tyre.

Marcus: Then why didn’t the ghost cause problems for the other nine hundred and ninety-nine people?

Jason: Maybe that ghost was lazy.

Marcus: A selective, part-time ghost with a personal schedule?

Jason: Sounds reasonable to me.

Marcus: You’re impossible.

Jason: Look, traditions exist for a reason. Our grandparents weren’t stupid.

Marcus: I agree. But traditions don’t have to be literally true to serve a purpose.

Jason: What do you mean?

Marcus: Maybe the rule discouraged people from taking things that weren’t theirs. If everyone left offerings alone, it showed respect. That’s a social benefit, not proof of ghosts.

Jason: Hmm. That’s actually not a bad point.

Marcus: See? Sometimes traditions carry useful values even when the supernatural explanation isn’t real.

Jason: But what if you’re wrong? What if there really are spirits?

Marcus: Then they’ve had plenty of opportunities to haunt me already.

Jason: Why?

Marcus: When I was in secondary school, I picked up a fifty-cent coin during Hungry Ghost Month.

Jason: You did what?

Marcus: And nothing happened.

Jason: Maybe the haunting process was delayed.

Marcus: It’s been twenty years.

Jason: That’s a very patient ghost.

Marcus: Exactly.

Jason: You know, a few years ago I found a red packet near a void deck. I didn’t touch it. I walked all the way around it.

Marcus: That’s because you were scared.

Jason: Correct. Extremely scared.

Marcus: Did anything happen if you walked around it?

Jason: No.

Marcus: And if you’d picked it up?

Jason: I don’t know.

Marcus: That’s the thing. You can’t use “I don’t know” as proof that ghosts were involved.

Jason: True. But you also can’t prove ghosts don’t exist.

Marcus: Fair enough. Science doesn’t prove a negative. It asks whether there’s reliable evidence. So far, nobody has produced convincing evidence that picking up street money summons supernatural roommates.

Jason: When you put it that way, it does sound a bit ridiculous.

Marcus: A bit?

Jason: Okay, very ridiculous.

Marcus: Look, if someone leaves offerings intentionally, I won’t touch them either.

Jason: Because you’re afraid?

Marcus: No. Because I respect other people’s beliefs and practices.

Jason: That’s actually a good reason.

Marcus: See? We don’t need ghosts to justify being considerate.

Jason: But I’m still not picking up random money during Hungry Ghost Month.

Marcus: That’s your choice.

Jason: And you’re still thinking scientifically about everything.

Marcus: Also my choice.

Jason: So what are we doing about that ten-dollar note?

Marcus: Leaving it there.

Jason: Finally! You’ve learned.

Marcus: No, I’m leaving it there because it’s probably dirty and I don’t know where it’s been.

Jason: Scientific reasoning defeats ghosts again.

Marcus: Every time.

Jason: Until the day a ghost appears.

Marcus: If that happens, I’ll happily revise my hypothesis.

Jason: Deal. And if the ghost asks for the ten dollars?

Marcus: Then it’s definitely living in Singapore. Everything is expensive.

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