[Scene: Sam and Jesse are sitting in a coffee shop in Toronto, sipping on Tim Hortons and watching hockey highlights on Jesse’s laptop.]
Sam:
See that? McDavid just nailed it again. I bet he keeps a lucky puck. You know all the greats have one—Gretzky, Crosby… I swear, my wrist shot got 30% sharper after I started carrying mine.
Jesse (laughing):
A lucky puck, really? That old black rubber disk you refuse to wash? You think that’s what’s improving your game?
Sam (defensive but grinning):
Hey, don’t knock it. Ever since I started warming up with that puck, we’ve had fewer losses. Coincidence? I think not.
Jesse:
Okay, Sherlock. Let’s unpack this. So you’re telling me that a mass-produced piece of vulcanized rubber somehow alters the outcome of a high-speed, high-skill game involving multiple people?
Sam:
When you say it like that, it sounds silly. But it’s about the energy, man. The vibe. Hockey karma. You’ve never had a game where everything just clicks? That’s the puck working its magic.
Jesse (raising an eyebrow):
Or… that’s you being focused, well-practiced, and mentally in the zone. Ever consider that your belief in the puck gives you the confidence, which then leads to better performance?
Sam:
So you’re saying the puck works, just not magically?
Jesse:
Kind of! It’s a placebo effect. Like when someone wears “lucky socks” to an exam. It’s not the socks doing the thinking—but the belief helps calm nerves. That calm helps performance.
Sam:
So you’re telling me belief has power, but the object doesn’t?
Jesse:
Exactly. There’s no scientific evidence that a particular puck changes game stats. But your mindset? Huge factor. Cognitive psychology backs it. Athletes call it mental priming.
Sam (thoughtful):
Okay, fair. But how do you explain this: last week I forgot my lucky puck, and we lost 6-2. Total disaster. Coincidence?
Jesse:
One game, Sam. You also played the Scarborough team that has that semi-pro goalie who blocks everything but taxes. That had nothing to do with your missing puck.
Sam (chuckling):
Alright, alright. You got me there. But still… hockey’s full of superstitions. Gretzky didn’t touch the Stanley Cup before winning it. Patrick Roy used to talk to his goalposts.
Jesse:
Exactly! And some of those were rituals to maintain focus or manage stress. But they didn’t make the goals disappear or the puck curve telepathically. It’s just brain hacks, not magic.
Sam (mock offended):
You’re really out here disrespecting the great tradition of puck whispering?
Jesse (laughs):
Only gently. Look, I won’t stop you from keeping your puck, but maybe clean it once in a while? That thing’s grosser than a Zamboni on flu season.
Sam:
Blasphemy! You never wash the luck off! It’s like… sacred puck law.
Jesse:
Fine. But next time you score, I’m taking credit. Science-powered confidence boost, courtesy of me.
Sam (grinning):
Deal. But if I score a hat trick, I’m naming my puck “Jesse.”
[They laugh, clink their coffee cups, and go back to watching highlights—still friends, one puck and one study at a time.]

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