Meeting a chimney sweep on your wedding day is lucky

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[Scene: A cozy café in London on a chilly afternoon. Alice and Ben are sitting by the window with mugs of tea.]

Alice: (smiling) Ben, you won’t believe what happened this morning! I saw a chimney sweep on my way here.

Ben: (raising an eyebrow) A chimney sweep? Do those still exist outside of Mary Poppins?

Alice: (laughing) Apparently, yes! And you know what that means, don’t you? It’s lucky! They say meeting a chimney sweep, especially on your wedding day, brings good fortune.

Ben: (grinning) Alice, you’re not even getting married.

Alice: (playfully) Details, Ben. Details. Luck doesn’t have to wait for a wedding day! Maybe it’s like an early blessing.

Ben: Or maybe it’s just a person doing their job. You know, soot, chimneys, and all that? I’m guessing your luck didn’t suddenly spike because someone was cleaning flues.

Alice: Oh, come on! It’s a proper tradition. People even hire chimney sweeps to attend weddings. Prince Philip did it for the Queen! If royalty believes in it, there must be something to it.

Ben: (laughing) Royalty also used to think bloodletting cured diseases. Should we bring that back too?

Alice: (rolling eyes) That’s not the same! Think about it: chimney sweeps deal with fire and smoke—symbols of warmth, home, and life. Meeting one on your wedding day feels like a good omen.

Ben: Or maybe in the old days, it just meant your chimney wasn’t blocked, so your house didn’t burn down. That’s not luck, that’s good maintenance.

Alice: (grinning) You’re such a killjoy. Don’t you believe in any little traditions? Like tossing coins into fountains, wishing on birthday candles?

Ben: I’ve done them, sure. But I don’t think the universe is keeping track of my candle count. It’s all psychology—when you believe something lucky happened, you feel positive, so you act more confidently. That’s not magic; that’s mindset.

Alice: So you’re saying if I believe the chimney sweep brought me luck, I might actually get lucky?

Ben: Exactly. It’s called a placebo effect. Your brain convinces you things are going your way, so you make better choices. But the chimney sweep didn’t sprinkle fairy dust on you.

Alice: (teasing) How do you know? Maybe their brush has magical bristles.

Ben: (laughing) If so, I want one. I’ll sweep my own flat every day and win the lottery by Friday.

Alice: (smirking) You’d probably call it “statistical anomaly” instead of luck, even if it worked.

Ben: Guilty as charged. But hey, if seeing a chimney sweep makes you smile, that’s worth something. Just… maybe don’t plan your wedding day around soot schedules.

Alice: (raising her mug) Fine, Mr. Science. But if I meet another chimney sweep before I get married, you’re coming with me to buy a lottery ticket.

Ben: Deal. And when we lose, I’ll write a paper on the inefficacy of chimney sweep luck.

Alice: (laughing) And I’ll title it: The Brush-Off of Science.

[They both burst out laughing, clinking mugs.]

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