Setting: A sunny afternoon in a park in Ontario, Canada. The grass is thick and green, and birds chirp in the background. Two friends, Priya (the superstitious one) and Mark (the rational thinker), are sitting on a picnic blanket sipping iced coffee after a short hike.
Priya: (squinting at the ground) Hold on! Don’t move—this could be it!
Mark: What, a landmine?
Priya: No! A four-leaf clover! Look! This one right here has four leaves!
Mark: Wow. The mythological unicorn of the plant kingdom. Should we call the museum?
Priya: I’m serious, Mark. You know finding a four-leaf clover brings good luck. I’ve been looking all spring.
Mark: And how’s that been working out for you? Any lottery wins I should know about?
Priya: No, but I did find $20 in my winter coat pocket last week.
Mark: That’s not luck, that’s forgetfulness with a cash bonus.
Priya: Or, it’s the clover energy already working in advance. These things are rare, like… one in 5,000 or something. They’re nature’s little blessing.
Mark: Ah, yes. Nature carefully crafting mutant clover leaves just so humans can feel special.
Priya: You’re such a cynic! It’s not just about the clover itself—it’s the symbolism. For centuries, people have associated them with good fortune. The Irish, for example—
Mark: Yep, and they also had banshees, leprechauns, and faerie circles that made people go missing.
Priya: That’s folklore. The clover thing is real.
Mark: The clover thing is random genetic variation, Priya. It’s like finding a curly fry in a box of straight ones. Unusual, but it doesn’t mean your life’s about to change.
Priya: You’re ruining the magic! I want to believe in little things that give hope. What’s wrong with that?
Mark: There’s nothing wrong with hope. But putting stock in four-leaf clovers is like thinking your sock color controls the weather.
Priya: Actually… I do have lucky socks.
Mark: (groans) Priya, you’re a grown adult. You have a master’s degree in environmental science.
Priya: And yet, I still believe a four-leaf clover helped me ace that hydrology exam.
Mark: Wasn’t that the one you studied for obsessively and brought a binder that looked like a phone book?
Priya: Preparation plus luck. The perfect combo!
Mark: Look, I get that rituals are comforting. But wouldn’t it be more empowering to credit your effort rather than a mutant plant?
Priya: I like having both. Science gives me tools; superstition gives me charm.
Mark: That’s like saying you trust airbags and lucky rabbit’s feet equally in a car crash.
Priya: Not equally. Just… complementary. Like coffee and donuts. Logic and vibes.
Mark: (laughing) Fine, fine. Just don’t try to make me wear a clover crown to work or anything.
Priya: No promises. But hey—maybe one day, you’ll find one too. Then you’ll believe.
Mark: If I do, I’ll frame it with the caption: “My friend’s placebo effect, now in botanical form.”
Priya: And if you get a promotion the next day?
Mark: Then I’ll still say it was because I finally submitted my report on time. But sure—I’ll give your clover a nod.
Priya: See? That’s a start. Next step: crystal healing!
Mark: Nope. This was my compromise. You get one improbable plant. Crystals are where I draw the line.
Priya: Deal. But you’re still helping me look for more.
Mark: Of course. Just don’t expect me to chant incantations or anything.
Priya: Not unless we find a five-leaf one. Then all bets are off.
(Both laugh, sipping coffee as Priya leans down to scan the grass again, and Mark pretends to examine a blade of grass like a skeptical botanist.)
End Scene.

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