Setting: A cozy café in downtown Toronto on a chilly Saturday afternoon. The smell of coffee and baked goods fills the air. Raj and Liam, two longtime friends in their 30s, are seated by the window, sipping lattes.
Raj: (wide-eyed, animated) Bro, I had the worst dream last night. My apartment was on fire, my cat Coco ran away, and then—get this—I lost my job because I called my boss a “walking turnip.”
Liam: (laughing) A walking turnip? That’s oddly specific. Did you eat cheese before bed again?
Raj: No, I’m serious! But the good news? Since dreams go by opposites, this means great things are coming! Probably a promotion. Maybe Coco learns to use the litter box and flush.
Liam: (chuckles) I don’t even know where to start with that logic. Raj, dreams don’t have predictive power, let alone inverse predictive power. That’s not how the brain—or reality—works.
Raj: You say that, but remember my cousin Anjali? She dreamt she failed her nursing exam, woke up crying—and guess what? She passed with flying colours! Exactly the opposite.
Liam: Yeah, and I dreamt last month that I was flying a spaceship with Beyoncé co-piloting and we were fighting space raccoons. Nothing happened after that except me waking up confused and oddly impressed by my subconscious.
Raj: Space raccoons? You need to write that down, man. Could be a Netflix series.
Liam: I’ll pitch it. But seriously, Raj, dreams are your brain’s way of sorting through thoughts, memories, and emotions. They’re not divine text messages from the universe in Morse code.
Raj: You’re missing the pattern, though. It’s always the opposite. When I dream of someone dying, they live longer. I dream I lose money—boom—I get a tax refund. It works.
Liam: Correlation doesn’t equal causation. That’s like saying every time I wear my lucky socks, the Leafs win. The one time I forgot? They lost. Doesn’t mean my socks control the NHL.
Raj: You know what though? Believing dreams go by opposites gives me peace. If I dream something bad, I don’t panic—I feel hopeful.
Liam: Okay, I can respect that. If it calms your anxiety, that’s valid. But just don’t base decisions on it. You once canceled a Tinder date because you dreamt she had a forked tongue and was secretly a lizard.
Raj: In my defense, her Instagram bio said “cold-blooded.” That was a sign.
Liam: (laughs and shakes head) You’re impossible. But seriously, science doesn’t back this belief. If anything, dreams often reflect our fears and hopes, not predict the future—or the opposite of it.
Raj: So you’re saying it’s all just brain mush?
Liam: Brain mush with a purpose. There’s research showing dreams help us process emotions and consolidate memories. Like your dream about losing your job—maybe it reflects stress or imposter syndrome.
Raj: Or maybe it means I’m about to become VP of something. Dream math: Job loss = job promotion.
Liam: You need a Nobel for that logic. But hey, I’ll support you either way—just promise you won’t dream up a reason to avoid our next hockey night, okay?
Raj: Deal. Unless I dream we’re crushed by a rogue Zamboni. Then all bets are off.
Liam: (grinning) If that happens, I’ll buy you the safest seat in the arena. Front row, next to the exit. With your lucky socks.
[Both laugh and clink coffee cups.]
Raj: Science or superstition, I think we balance each other out.
Liam: Just like dreams and reality. As long as neither of us ends up flying a raccoon-powered spaceship, I’d say we’re doing fine.
[Scene fades as they continue chatting, surrounded by the warmth of the café and the occasional chuckle about dreams, socks, and space raccoons.]

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