Setting: A chilly autumn afternoon at a cabin near the forest in Hemsedal, Norway. Two friends, Lars (the superstitious one) and Erik (the rationalist), are sitting by a campfire, sipping coffee from thermos flasks after a hike.
Lars: (staring into the forest) You see that path over there? That’s where my uncle said he saw Huldra when he was a teenager. Said she was the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen… until she turned and he saw the cow tail swishing behind her.
Erik: (chuckles) Or maybe he just saw a girl with a long ponytail in bad lighting and needed a story to spice up his teenage years.
Lars: You laugh, but everyone in his village knows the story. And the weird part? He was missing for two days. When he came back, he had scratches all over his legs and wouldn’t talk about what happened.
Erik: Lars, he was a teenager. He could’ve been drunk in a ditch or had a fling he regretted. Doesn’t mean he met a forest seductress with a hollow back.
Lars: A hollow back, yes! That’s the sign—it’s like she’s perfect from the front, but turn around and poof, she’s got a bark-like back and a tail. Nature’s way of reminding us not everything pretty is good for you.
Erik: So… basically a Nordic Tinder profile.
Lars: (laughs) You joke, but the stories go back centuries. Farmers, hunters, even churchgoers have claimed to see her. There’s a reason we don’t wander off trails alone in these forests.
Erik: There’s also a reason we have signs and GPS apps. Getting lost has nothing to do with seductive woodland spirits and everything to do with poor navigation skills.
Lars: What about the reindeer herder in Tromsø? He followed a woman into the woods and didn’t return for three days. They found him singing love songs to a tree stump.
Erik: That sounds like dehydration and sleep deprivation, not supernatural mischief. You ever been out there alone at night? Your brain plays tricks on you. Evolution gave us imagination so we wouldn’t walk into bear dens.
Lars: Imagination doesn’t leave hoofprints. There were prints. And a piece of blue ribbon tangled in a branch—my aunt swears it wasn’t there the day before.
Erik: Ribbons fall off hikers. Animals leave strange prints. We’re surrounded by actual explanations that don’t require mythical tail-ladies luring us away.
Lars: Then how do you explain the people who disappear? No trace. No note. Just gone. Huldra doesn’t take everyone—only the ones who disrespect the forest.
Erik: Or people who underestimate the wilderness and don’t bring a compass. I’m not saying the stories aren’t fascinating—they’re part of our folklore. But believing them literally? That’s like blaming your bad luck on trolls under the bridge.
Lars: And yet you knock on wood before interviews.
Erik: That’s just a habit!
Lars: Exactly. A harmless ritual. Same with leaving an offering in the woods—just in case. You don’t have to believe it for it to work.
Erik: So it’s psychological comfort?
Lars: Maybe. But that doesn’t mean there’s nothing behind it. Not everything real can be measured. You ever been deep in the forest when it goes completely silent? Like the trees are holding their breath?
Erik: I have. It’s eerie. But I think that’s more about how our brains respond to silence and isolation than about ancient spirits with tails.
Lars: Maybe you need to see her for yourself.
Erik: Only if she brings coffee and doesn’t judge my Spotify playlist.
Lars: Careful what you wish for. Huldra might love death metal.
Erik: That explains the screaming elk last night.
[They both laugh. A pine cone falls from a tree behind them, startling them.]
Lars: (wide-eyed) That’s her warning!
Erik: That’s gravity, Lars.
Lars: You say tomato, I say cow-tailed forest seductress.
End Scene

Tell Us What You Think