[Scene: A quiet Parisian street on a sunny afternoon. Luc and Camille are strolling toward their favorite café. Suddenly, Luc grimaces and looks down at his shoe.]
Luc:
Ugh! Merde! I just stepped in dog poop.
Camille:
(laughing) Classic Paris, Luc! Watch where you’re walking, mon ami.
Luc:
Wait, wait… (checks his shoe) Oh, thank goodness — left foot!
Camille:
(smirking) You’re relieved you stepped in poop? You really are a piece of work, Luc.
Luc:
Hey! You know the saying — left foot, good luck; right foot, disaster. It’s an old French belief. This is basically the universe smiling on me.
Camille:
The universe smells suspiciously like a Labrador, if you ask me. Come on, Luc, you don’t actually believe that dog poop controls your fate, do you?
Luc:
Camille, you’re too logical sometimes. Listen, last year, remember when I had that job interview at the bakery? Morning of, I stepped in a pile of dog poop — left foot. That same afternoon, I got the job. Coincidence? I think not!
Camille:
Or maybe your résumé and your charming personality got you the job? Just maybe?
Luc:
Sure, sure. But why take chances? Besides, you can’t deny that there’s something magical about these little traditions. They connect us to our culture. My grandmother used to tell me stories about how she won the lottery after a left-foot mishap.
Camille:
And how many times did she not win the lottery after stepping in it? That’s called selective memory, my friend. You remember the hits, but you forget the misses. That’s how superstition survives.
Luc:
Bah! You and your scientific explanations. You always ruin the fun.
Camille:
Fun is fine, Luc. But when you start making life decisions around dog poop, we have a problem. Remember last month when you made us cross the entire street just because you thought you saw a suspicious pile?
Luc:
Better safe than sorry! And anyway, we found that cute vintage shop on the other side. More luck!
Camille:
(laughing) Okay, okay. But let me tell you something. Psychologists call this confirmation bias. Your brain looks for patterns — when you have a good day after a left-foot incident, you remember it. But when nothing special happens, you ignore it.
Luc:
Hmm. So you’re saying I’m just… imagining the magic?
Camille:
I’m saying we humans are pattern-hungry creatures. It’s part of why we survived — but sometimes it leads us to see meaning where there’s none.
Luc:
Well, maybe. But wouldn’t you agree the world feels a little more charming with these tiny beliefs?
Camille:
Fair point. I’m not against charm. Just… maybe we can celebrate the poetry of life without relying on, uh, fecal good-luck charms?
Luc:
(chuckling) You always have a way with words. Fine, fine. I promise not to base major life decisions on dog poop. But if I win the lottery this week, you’re buying me dinner.
Camille:
Deal. And if you don’t, maybe you buy me dinner — and admit that science wins this round.
Luc:
Ah, deal! But I’m still walking home very carefully. Left foot forward!
Camille:
(laughing) You’re impossible, Luc. But I wouldn’t have you any other way.
[They continue walking, Luc exaggeratedly leading with his left foot as Camille shakes her head, smiling.]

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