Carrying soil from a church is believed to bring good luck

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Setting: A tea stall in Madurai, under the shade of a banyan tree. Two friends, Aravind and Suresh, are sipping chai after work.


Suresh: (excitedly) Dei Aravind, I did it!

Aravind: Did what? You finally finished that online coding course you started in 2021?

Suresh: (laughs) No da! I went to Velankanni last weekend and brought back a pouch of soil from the church. I even kept a pinch under my pillow. My luck is going to change now.

Aravind: Wait… soil from the church? Under your pillow? Why? Did your dreams get a software update or what?

Suresh: (grinning) I’m serious, machan! They say carrying soil from a church, especially from Velankanni, brings good luck. My cousin got a promotion two weeks after doing this!

Aravind: Hmm. That’s one theory. Or maybe your cousin worked hard, his manager noticed, and he got the promotion like a normal person?

Suresh: Ayyo, you and your logic! You always need science and data. Can’t you just accept that some things are beyond explanation?

Aravind: I’m not saying I don’t respect belief, da. But come on, soil carrying luck? If that were true, construction workers should be millionaires by now.

Suresh: (laughs) Dei, that’s not the same. It’s holy soil. It’s been blessed!

Aravind: Ok. So if I take the same soil, put it in a plastic pouch, and sell it near the bus stand, will it still work?

Suresh: Only if it comes from inside the church compound, not the parking lot!

Aravind: I see. So divine blessings have GPS coordinates now?

Suresh: Don’t joke. My uncle swears it worked for his lottery ticket. He kept the soil in his wallet. Won ₹5,000.

Aravind: And how many tickets did he buy before that win?

Suresh: Err… maybe 200 or so?

Aravind: (sips tea) So, technically he’s still down ₹15,000. What do we call that? Blessed bankruptcy?

Suresh: (sheepish smile) Maybe the soil takes time to warm up…

Aravind: Look, I get it. Faith gives people hope. But don’t confuse correlation with causation. You ever heard of the placebo effect?

Suresh: I thought that was a skin cream?

Aravind: (facepalms) No da. It’s when you believe something helps you, and your belief actually makes you feel better — even if the thing has no actual effect. Like a sugar pill making someone feel less pain.

Suresh: So you’re saying the soil is a sugar pill for the soul?

Aravind: Kind of. If it gives you confidence or peace, no problem. But don’t expect miracles. Keep working hard, save money, learn new skills. That’s how luck is made.

Suresh: Hmm. You’re saying belief can help you, but belief alone won’t change the world around you?

Aravind: Exactly! It’s like wearing a lucky T-shirt to an exam. If you studied, you’ll pass — T-shirt or not. But if you didn’t study and hope the shirt writes the answers for you… then God bless the invigilator.

Suresh: (laughs) Okay okay, I see your point. But still, I’ll keep the soil under my pillow. You never know!

Aravind: Sure da. Just don’t put it in your dosa batter by mistake.

Suresh: Dei! That’ll become “Holy Masala Dosa”!

Aravind: Blessed with crunch, cursed with constipation!

(They both burst out laughing as the tea vendor shakes his head, amused at yet another of their philosophical debates.)

End of Scene

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